Only D/A/N/I

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via munnisonlinelogwy)

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leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip

(via foreversmile21)

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shutupaubrey:

someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop

(via jeshykur)

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Me:	Why is this book over
Me:	Why couldn't it be longer
Me:	What am I supposed to read now
glances at pile of unread books
Me:	Don't look at me like that

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scarred-bones:

When I was in a psychiatric ward there was a girl two beds away from me that used to do this. She’d do it for hours, just sitting there and rocking.
One day, I asked her why she did it.
“Because it takes me away”
“Away from what?”
“This place”

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iluisindustries:

Now I’m no heterophobe, but in a hetero relationship, like… which one’s the man and which one’s the other man?

(via skittle-happy-matt)